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Crimson Death Doc Æ 720 pages ↠ Helpyouantib ´ [Epub] ➛ Crimson Death ➜ Laurell K. Hamilton – Helpyouantib.co.uk In her twenty fifth adventure vampire hunter and necromancer Anita Blake learns that evil is in the eye of the beholder Anita has never seen Damian her vampire servant in such a state The risNightmares and blood sweats And now with Damian at his most vulnerable Anita needs him the most The vampire who created him who subjected him to centuries of torture might be losing control allowing rogue vampires to run wild and break one of their kind’s few strict taboos Some say love is a great motiva When I first started reading this series the books averaged between 300 350 pages in paperback This latest entry is 708 pages in hardcover and it took me FOREVER to get through it because the page difference is not made up of plot Instead it has never been clear that LKH is mining her own humdrum life of polyamory therapy about polyamory and working out for filler material to surround increasingly meager and thin “plots” and dressing it up in allegedly sexy vampire and lycanthrope clothing If anything could be said in favor of this drab hodgepodge train of thought masuerading as a novel it would be that LKH has really done her part to make the polyamorous community seem less seductive and dangerous to those in monogamous relationships Nothing NOTHING could sound boring and tedious and less tempting than polyamory as described by LKH even if it does involves the most physically perfect specimens ever known on earth Here’s the basic plot we start out withAnita Some weird shit is happening to people I knowSome boytoy You ate Marmee NoirAnita Yeah Boytoy Marmee Noir had the power to make weird shit happenAnita I’m with youBoytoy Specifically the exact things that are now happening around youAnita Go on Boytoy Someone who had absorbed Marmee Noir’s powers for example by eating her would then have the power to make this weird shit happen even if they didn’t realize they were doing itAnita I have no idea what you are saying or why you think it is relevant to mention this now I really wish someone could figure out what could possibly be causing this weird shit to happen around me SPOILER ALERT IT WAS BECAUSE ANITA ATE MARMEE NOIR THAT THE WEIRD SHIT HAPPENED But that’s not really what matters or what the book spends any time on really so don’t worry about it Instead remember the last book where Anita cracked the case by literally grabbing a computer and praying into it so God would let her talk to the victim on the other end of a web cam? All of a sudden in this book Anita has no idea how to use a computer Getting access to an email attachment suddenly involves waking up one of her men from a dead sleep to accompany her to the vampire computer lab yes that’s really a thing and enter her login and password because despite not being your grandmother this is all too complicated and newfangled for her Hopefully Apple is working on an iGod app for the rest of us so we can just pray fervently into our phones and laptops and get instant access to the exact email attachment andor cat gifs we are looking for at that particular moment On the other hand Anita’s penguin collection makes a rare appearance So weird to see any mention of something that has any connection to the beginning of this series But here it’s used as evidence once again of how superior Anita is to other women in every way In this particular case she demonstrates her excellence by not really giving a shit about how her boyfriends decorate their shared bedroom contributing only the penguins and some negative feedback on stuff she doesn’t think she will like but ends up liking Anita is the ultimate “

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Tor but hatred gets the job done too And when Anita joins forces with her friend Edward to stop the carnage Damian will be at their side even if it means traveling back to the land where all his nightmares spring froma place that couldn’t be less welcoming to a vampire an assassin and a necromancer Irela I've always had a love hate relationship with this series and the hateful aspects have come to dominate the way I talk about these books to people So in this review I'm going to attempt to explain why I've stuck with them for this long despite their many many flaws Very briefly horrible pacing overlong didactic conversations and too much tab A slot B sexual descriptionNostalgia First and foremost at one stage this was a fantastic urban fantasy series with some pretty good writing and inventive and rich world building Its always taken a serious look at the law and order aspects of the modern world with open exposure to werewolves and vampires and it does so from the point of view of law enforcement The series has had it's ups and downs though with some really rocky books once Anita gained succubus powers that she couldn't control and another few that ignored the best aspects of the books in favor of introducing far too many unneeded new supernatural aspects rainbow tigers?Preternatural Law Enforcement I confess something of a fascination with the US approach of para militarization of the police Hamilton postulates a world where that process is actually necessary to deal with actual threats In Anita's world making sure you're armed if you leave your bedroom isn't just insane gun fondling weirdness; it's actually a rational approach to a clear and present danger It actually shines an interesting contrast on the people who behave like this in the real world though; I very much doubt that most of them are at risk of insane centuries old were assassins breaking into their apartments to kidnap them Beyond just the changes in law and policing that this world necessitates there's usually a lot of SWAT and small unit police action in these books along with crime scenes and back at the precinct action in these which feels well researched I'm not sure if it actually is thoughPolitics Not the vampirewere animal politics; most of that is than tedious I mean the politics of this point of view Anita is religious and probably the biggest gun nut that I can think of in speculative fiction and that includes the MilSF books that raise gun porn to incredible new fetishistic levels In American culture at the moment most of that would go along with some of the most restrictive attitudes towards women and sexuality that typifies the red states Instead we get very positive views of LGBTI issues and one of the few positive portrayals of kink and polyamory outside of actual erotica Anita herself has undergone a change over twenty odd books from a conservative mindset to being part of a bisexual polyamorous group relationship There's a huge focus on the communication and negotiation that would be reuired for that to work And the author is very therapy positive as well with a lot of references to the things that Anita and her people have actively worked on something that's uite realistic given the level of trauma these people suffer on a regular basis All up we get positive points of view of both conservative attitudes towards religion guns and law enforcement and liberal attitudes towards women LGBTI an

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Crimson DeathIn her twenty fifth adventure vampire hunter and necromancer Anita Blake learns that evil is in the eye of the beholder Anita has never seen Damian her vampire servant in such a state The rising sun doesn’t usher in the peaceful death that he desperately needs Instead he’s being bombarded with violent You know when someone is trying to tell you a story and then they get so fixated on details that don't matter that you forget what the point was? And you no longer care You just want out of the conversation so badly that you are willing to set yourself on fire to get away from themThis book is that person telling the storyI just want to know where the hell is the editing team? How could they allow such a messy clusterfuck go to print?It's not just the usual BS of having Anita describe what every single character looks like in excruciating detail every single time they are mentioned And it's not even the fact that there are conversations about absolutely nothing and have nothing to do with the overall story that last for up to 40 freaking pages It's not even the ridiculously endless descriptions of every place every body movement every side eye every speculation on motivation ever on the face of the earth Or the complete girl hate that shines through so strongly either a female is a loveradmirer of Anita or she is evil the expression girl trap is endlessly used to describe the manipulations of us evil femalesIt's the complete mess of the whole The stuff I mentioned above takes precedence over the actual story to a point where the story is completely lost and a huge disaster The problemscrimes become secondary to the bullshit and when they are solved it hardly makes sense Most of the uestions are never answered Most of the solutions are ridiculously half assed out of nowhere that makes no sense kind of stuff As a paranormal mystery it totally failsBut I guess the thing is that if someone had taken a red pen to this book before printing it would have either had to be a very bad short story about a bad group of vampires getting caught Or it would have been a very bad short story about polygamous relationship therapy Put together we got a very bad very long mismash of both