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Greetings from Witness ProtectionA funny and poignant debut middle grade novel about a foster care girl who is placed with a family in the witness protection program and finds that hiding in plain sight is complicated and dangerousNicki Demere is an orphan and a pickpocket She also happens to be the US Marshals’ best bet to keep a family alive The marshals are looking for the perfect gi The audio production was fabulous

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read epub í Greetings from Witness Protection æ Hardcover ☆ jake burt Ó ❰EPUB❯ ✺ Greetings from Witness Protection Author Jake Burt – Helpyouantib.co.uk A funny and poignant debut middle grade novel about a foster care girl who is placed with a family in the witSo she’ll have to dodge hitmen cyberbullies and the specter of standardized testing all while maintaining her marshal mandated B minus average As she barely balances the responsibilities of her new identity Nicki learns that the biggest threats to her family’s security might not lurk on the road from New York to North Carolina but rather in her own pas With this type of book so much of it hangs on whether you buy the voice or not I didn't NickiCharlotte didn't seem like a real person to me certainly not a product of a traumatic childhood and dozens of foster homes and not like a 13 year old girl either The other teenagers didn't seem like teenagers and the mobsters resembled only the most cartoonish of mobstersA passage that stuck out to me Charlotte and her friend are at the mall and three Mean Girls emerge from a Delias to torment them I'm totally blogging about this later crows the Lead Mean Girl about the encounterOkay The last physical Delias retail store closed in 2015 and the brand stopped being cool around 1999 if I am being GENEROUS Also Modern Teens do not talk about blogging That's a total anachronism; she would probably snapchat that shit The irony is that Burt has an earlier passage making fun of another adult character's attempt at teen lingo and then there's this This is not in any way an ill intentioned or mean spirited book but I did not buy the world or the characters for one minute and frankly I was bored

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Rl to join a mother father and son on the run from the Greetings from MOBI #207 nation’s most notorious criminals After all the bad guys are searching for a family with one kid not two and adding a streetwise girl who knows a little something about hiding things may be just what the marshals needNicki swears she can keep the Trevor family safe but to do I'd been looking forward to this book since I first least about it in fall 2016 and it did not disappoint Nicki Demere a group home occupying orphan with legitimate and super well drawn if you ask me kleptomania that manifests as pickpocketing life is forever changed when she finds out she's been chosen for a special program that will pair her with a family in witness protection as an extra child which will supposedly make said family difficult to find but the family Nicki's placed with as it turns out is linked to one of the most notorious crime families in the nation Hijinks ensue What I loved most about this book well there were a couple of things First was NickiCharlotte's or as affectionately refer to her Nicklotte almost indomitable spirit I say almost because she WAS breakable and she DID have points of vulnerability and when they showed boy did they show She was so delightfully human and thirteen and mature by way of life circumstances but also sometimes immature in her handling of stressful situations She totally leapt off the pageI also really loved the interplay between Nicklotte and her brother Jackson whose previous name was Lucas's former lives with their witness protection lives Not even sure it was intentional but by setting the experiences of these two characters side by side I personally got a glimpse into the the way these two kids had been shapedmolded by their upbringings and just how deeply they WE are affected by things like family dynamicsOverall it was a great read and I thoroughly enjoyed it I know my 13 year old self definitely would have too