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The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures Thanks to paper thin walls and the guy's athletic prowess she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems as loud night after loud nigh 5 HUGE STARSLOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK EVERYONE HAS TO READ ITThis book was brilliantPure goldI’m in love with Simon Completely utterly in loveMy cheeks ache from laughingMy heart is happyDid I mention I love this book This book was pure decadent lighthearted un put downable FUN A well written perfect blend of all things happy romantic sweet funny hilarious really melty swoony witty steamy with just enough tender deeper moments to make my heart sueeze I fell in love with everything – the characters the writing the story and Clive The most awesome cat ever to grace the pages of a novelIt was just one winning line after another I swear to freaking God than half my book is highlighted No joke The banter The chemistry The flirting The texts melt The nooking The wooing this book is just loaded with win I read most of it with a big stupid grin plastered on my face and pretty much just alternated between sueeing suealing giggling snorting crying shaking and cackling with laughterWhat’s this book about though Now usually I write my own descriptions but I love the official blurb too much so here it is Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco a KitchenAid mixer and no O and we’re not talking Oprah here folks She has a flourishing design career an office overlooking the bay a killer zucchini bread recipe and no O She has Clive the best cat ever great friends a great rack and no OAdding insult to O less since her move she has an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late night wallbanging she’s ever heard Each moan spank and–was that a meow–punctuates the fact that not only is she losing sleep she still has yep you guessed it no OEnter Simon Parker No really Simon please enter When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed Caroline clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby doll nightie confronts her heard but never seen neighbor Their late night hallway encounter has well mixed results Ahem With walls this thin the tension’s gonna be thick Simon “Wallbanger” Parker Cocky charming sexy as all hell confident and once we got to know him better sweep you off your feet swoony I adored him its that simple He has made me list of top book boyfriends ever I loved that his character had depth At first you kind of wondered if he was just a bit of a manwhore but I loved that there was a whole background to him And its hard not to love a man who is obsessed with baked goods “You want me to cut you a piece — okay or you could just do that” I frowned as he took a giant bite out of the end“Thif if mine righ” he asked spraying crumbs“How do you function in normal society” I asked shaking my head as he took another monster bite I loved Caroline too She was sweet yet feisty and refreshingly direct about everything Brain Heart Nerves Backbone and of course O were brilliant additions to the storyI loved how casually Simon and Caroline’s relationship developed They were seriously one of the sweetest couples ever but there was no falling into bed on first sight for them “Now you listen mister” I said trying for a adult tone “I’m not going to spend every night listening to you try to crash your girl’s head through my wall with the force of your dick alone No way buddy” They went from cockblockerwallbanger to truce status to friends to lovers The whole process just warmed my heart And throw in a healthy dollop of sexual tension and innuendos out the wazoo and you pretty much have a recipe for awesome “I like that we’re taking things slow You give good woo” I whispered I never once felt any urges to throttle a character or yell at them no eye rolling Nothing I was just one purely satisfied reader Oh and “Simon goes commando God bless America”Flaily Pink Nightie Girl and Mr Wallbanger Snorey Pants will always have a special place in my heart 3 Guys READ THIS BOOK CASTING see ab

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WallbangerT goes by like an endless parade of women And since Caroline is currently on a self imposed dating hiatus and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed Caroline clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby doll nig What is with these 'OMG Super Hot Fun' books that become all the rage here on GR lately And they are all the sameA Mary Sue heroine with a perfect job and perfect friends who looks perfect but for some reason is alone and sexually frustrated And she's all kinds of batshit about her perceptions of men or sex or men AND sex Thus the heroine of what exactly Then the hero Well he's of course otherworldly gorgeous and fit although he puts absolutely no effort into becoming that way and most of the time he's super rich of course and the very definition of Prince Charming except rouge and rascal than sweet and heroic Thus not really a heroEven so I usually make it farther than I did in this book and not because this book is worse by no means will anything scar me worse than the virginity scene in In Flight shivers but because I've just had enough If I hadn't had enough I might have struggled through and given this 3 stars in the endBut that's another reason I'm doing this this way 4 12 stars overall rating for this book That is hysterically misleadingAnd this girls problems with her frakkin O and all of these blatant attempts as farcical humor are just too damn much Oh and this cat everyone is mooning over Clive He's the most unrealistic of all He's like cartoon Garfield unrealistic And trust me I know some cats with personality but this is just stupidrant

Alice Clayton ó Wallbanger DOC

FREE READER ´ DOC Wallbanger Ô HELPYOUANTIB Ê [Ebook] ➣ Wallbanger ➩ Alice Clayton – The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures Thanks to paper thin wal The Htie confronts Simon Parker her heard but never seen neighbor The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin and the results just as mixed Suddenly Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborlyIn a delicious mix of silly and steamy Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sigh Review posted at Swept Away By Romance 3 12 to 4 starsThere's no doubt Wallbanger is a fun delightful moderately sexy feel good read that bordered on the ANNOYING There were times I felt like wallbanging my head against the wall with the amount of unresolved sexual tension this poor couple was put through Geez This particular aspect of the story became so frustrating I enjoyed getting to know the two main characters Simon and Caroline They were endearing playful–maybe a little immature for their ages–but very likable characters Their fun and witty banter and developing friendship was what I loved the most about this book I can't end this review without a SHOUT OUT to Clive the cat Oh boy could that cat be in the wrong place at the wrong time Understatement of the century But I loved his involvement in the story At times I felt the cat actually eclipsed the two main leads I love when an author has the ability to make an animal an intricate part of the plot Other than my previously mentioned annoyances I had a blast reading this book If you're looking for a simple fun and engaging afternoon read you'll probably enjoy this one