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Other family and the fear that her mother won't live past the fallThen she meets Henry Dark Tortured And mesmerizing He claims to be Hades god of the Underworld and if she accepts his bargain he'll keep her mother alive while Kate tr This explains a lot

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The Goddess TestIes to The Goddess Epubpass seven testsKate is sure he's crazy until she sees him bring a girl back from the dead Now saving her mother seems crazily possible If she succeeds she'll become Henry's future bride and a goddess If she fai This book took me FOREVER to get And you know what it's like when you finally have access to the book you've always wantedCUE THE CHA CHA DANCEBut seriously even 5 MONTHS is still a little hard to take inI mean 5 MONTHS Seems like Carter is a little famous in the book world Ok enough with the music and happiness We're getting seriousputs on biker jacket and pretends to look coolThis book was an EPIC read As in when I was a 10 year old I liked every single book there was out there So yeah I honestly don't know if I would love it as much as my little kid selfJust warning ya folks ;Kate is a girl who gets sucked in by Henry to the oh so magical underworld However her only hopes are to save her mother So obviously in this action packed book Carter makes this a life or death scenario I mean what did you expect Unicorns and rainbowsNo A f ing hot dude who gets a girl to take a test and marry himor dieShould you read itTotally your choice

Aimee Carter ☆ The Goddess Test book

The Goddess Test kindle Ï Paperback ð helpyouantib  ➹ [Read] ➵ The Goddess Test By Aimee Carter ➼ – Every girl who had taken the test has died Now it's Kate's turnIt's always been just Kate and her mom—and her mother is dying Her last wish To move back to her childhood hEvery girl who had taken the test has died Now it's Kate's turnIt's always been just Kate and her mom and her mother is dying Her last wish To move back to her childhood home So Kate's going to start at a new school with no friends no Warning There are some vulgarities in here because I’m a very vulgar person Look away if your sensitive eyes can’t handle itMan getting through this book was like having my wisdom teeth pulled out with no lidocaine Terrible I tell yaBut anyway let’s get on to the review shall we The Goddess Test has an awesome awesome premise Girl going through tests to become the bride of Hades HECK YEAH GIVE ME SOME OF THAT And it started that way but shortly after immediately crashed and smoldered So much so that I ended up going “no no take it back”I understand that it’s an author’s prerogative or free choice to reinvent staple figures of mythology legends stories or what have you but really I don’t care what you say I hated it You know those Greek gods that you loved because they were such dick faced assholes that were vain selfish and just had unending reserves of violent natures Forget about that here Now they’ve been turned into PUSSIFIED versions of themselves I am not jokingHades excuse me Henry is some pathetic caricature of himself in which all he does is mope sulk mope some and does boring things like fancy parlor tricks Hah By the way he’s a virgin Hold up back the fuck up did you just say VIRGIN Yes Are you going to tell me that the baddest fuck in Greek mythology who loved to murder damn people to hell for all eternity kidnap people rape young girls screw his relatives and whatever is a FREAKING VIRGIN Give me a moment to pick my jaw off the floor and suspend my moment of disbelief Sorry nope it's not working I guess I should have known what the premise calls him dark and tortured Those were my cues to STAY THE FUCK AWAY Not to mention the stop eating crap What the hell If some bastard told me to stop eating I’m going to slap him in the face It’s not like I’m a fucking whale that needs to watch their weight It just rubs me the entirely the wrong way that this is perfectly acceptable when you consider how the media forces it down our throats of how we must be thin be beautiful and be absolutely perfect but telling Kate who is fine the way she is appearance wise her personality is another matter has to fit into this model is just not taken as something wrong That this is A OKAY No sorry Not gonna sit right with me EVER I don’t give a crap if it’s for some stupid test Gluttony or not This is just wrongWhich leads to another thing – the tests They revolve around the Seven Deadly Sins Do you not see something glaringly wrong with this They are Greek Gods GREEK Why in the hell would they care about Christian ideology when you know they wereare a religion in and of themselves WHAT Just why And these tests were completely pathetic I was propped up by the premise to expect something damn awesome but what do I get NOTHING I’m serious If I could become a Greek god by just giving away my clothes or some shit like that frick why isn’t everyone I know including myself not one right now Cuz damn I’d sure implement some changes if I had that kinda powerOkay okay okay I’m being a real whiny bitch If there was one thing that I thought was a potentially redeeming factor it was the relationship Kate had with her mother and the grief and pain she feels about having to lose her to cancer Her pain was constant and emotive something I can personally connect to because I have family members who have gone through cancer and it is one of the most gut wrenching things you can ever experienceBut then this was circumvented at the end when we find out that Kate’s mom is actually a GOD and that her suffering was actually a TEST Excuse me How dare you demean and minimalize her suffering this way I’m sorry but that just pushed my raging button Where was my happy ending button when MY family members had cancer huh I horrendously disliked the way the author manipulated this character just so she can use this as an excuse for a plot point or character development UghAnd what is up with the gods' names What’s wrong with keeping to the original And heck if you’re going to give them new names make them sound at least FUCK YEAH – I’M THE BIG SHIT IN THIS BLOCK Instead of you know simple common names like Henry or Xander Of course some people might argue that this is what makes it genius but I beg to differIf you’re looking for balls to the walls character development here you aren’t getting it Most if not all the characters are devoid of life personality or distinguishing features that separate themselves from the other In fact I’ve forgotten who they are already after finishing this book two days ago Pretty bad huh I’m serious The characters feel like they’re just there for the purpose of moving the plot along rather than THEM being the plot It had SO much promise but failed for me in every way